Thanks for waking me up at 8am on the last day before I go back to school. I appreciate it. Not really. I hope you realize that the Sleep Gnome is watching you. Yep, that's right. The Sleep Gnome. He watches over all sleeping people (particularly the ones who really need it, like me). In fact, he's the valiant defender of those who are peacefully slumbering. When jerks like you guys, unfriendly neighbors, can't keep your music down and your insane subwoofers in your half-ton pickup truck (no doubt the subject of envy among your fellow rednecks) and wake us up, the Sleep Gnome takes careful note of this fact. And the Sleep Gnome gets even. So just remember the next time you go in for an interview (which may be a while, considering how you rely on the government for your income) or get back home at 2am and need sleep desperately, the Sleep Gnome will make sure you don't. So I'm not going to go knock on your door and gripe you out like I want to. No, instead I'll just rely on the Sleep Gnome to take care of it all.
Yep. He's watching.
Contrary to what some of you guys might think, this is not a picture of me this morning, or on any other morning. That's the Sleep Gnome. And since, hopefully, you're not one of my obnoxious neighbors, he welcomes you to my new blog. I had no idea what to name it, so I dubbed it [Insert Creative Title Here}. Yes, I know one of the brackets is messed up, but I don't care and I'm too lazy to change it. There you go, I said it. But anyway. This is my blog! Follow me on Twitter!! @hunterbofficial
Sincerely,
Hunter
P.S. The Sleep Gnome says hi. He's always watching.
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