Well guys, I have something legitimately funny to tell you about.
The other day at lunch, Mysti and Heather were discussing the "rule" that your shoulder size is the same as your cup size. (by the way, NOT true; my shoulders are much bigger). But anyway, this is how this conversation went:
Random people behind us in line: Hey, you know that if you grab your shoulder it's the same size as grabbing your boob, right?
Mysti: NO WAY! *grabs Mysti's shoulder*
Heather: Um, Heather?
Mysti: What? I don't think it's the same size. *grabs Heather's boob in a straight-out grope* Yeah, your boobs are bigger.
Mr. Roberts (our principal): Um.. I'm not gonna ask any questions... So, Hunter, how's the weather?
Me: *almost dies of laughter*
So for those of you who I know will try this tomorrow with your friends or with yourself, feel free to. Just leave mention that you heard it on my blog. Who knows, maybe I'll attract the jocks to my blog when you mention boob groping? Please make me famous. I need it more badly that you can imagine.
Best regards,
Hunter
@hunterbofficial
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