Around the Lunch Table... #2.

Well guys, I have something legitimately funny to tell you about.
 The other day at lunch, Mysti and Heather were discussing the "rule" that your shoulder size is the same as your cup size. (by the way, NOT true; my shoulders are much bigger). But anyway, this is how this conversation went:

Random people behind us in line: Hey, you know that if you grab your shoulder it's the same size as grabbing your boob, right?
Mysti: NO WAY! *grabs Mysti's shoulder*
Heather: Um, Heather?
Mysti: What? I don't think it's the same size. *grabs Heather's boob in a straight-out grope* Yeah, your boobs are bigger.
Mr. Roberts (our principal): Um.. I'm not gonna ask any questions... So, Hunter, how's the weather?
Me: *almost dies of laughter*


So for those of you who I know will try this tomorrow with your friends or with yourself, feel free to. Just leave mention that you heard it on my blog. Who knows, maybe I'll attract the jocks to my blog when you mention boob groping? Please make me famous. I need it more badly that you can imagine.

Best regards,
Hunter

@hunterbofficial

Ferrets, Finals, and Drncycyh (thanks, Randy)

Well, the first day back at school was more like Finding Nemo than Star Wars, except minus the kidnapping, trans-Atlantic journey, and touching of butts. And, sadly enough, the ability to shoot lightning from my fingertips. :(

But I'll stop talking about that aspect of it before I get depressed. Aside from all fantasy I actually had a good time going back today. We got finals grades, which weren't as bad as I thought. (I really got ticked at the fact that I made an 89 on Algebra's test)

I'm learning more about what I should put on my blog. Since I have very many funny friends, I decided that some noteworthy conversations at the lunch table will make their way to the blogosphere. I will post them probably weekly and dub the series "Around the Lunch Table" (I'd take the time to think of something better but I'm just too tired. Any suggestions can be emailed or tweeted to me. But here goes my first attempt at "Around the Lunch Table:"

Audri: Eww I hate ferrets. Never get a ferret.
Heather: yeah, they're really gross.
Audri: I mean, they smell gross and they have really long fingernails and these huge front teeth.
Mysti: I had a ferret on--
Me: Guys! Guys! I can put these on my blog! Oh.. I interrupted you, sorry, but I can put these on my blog! *nods of agreement, but I know they want Mysti to finish, so I shut up*
Mysti: Yeah, I had a ferret once and he wasn't that bad. He'd just bite your toes.
Audri and Heather: And that makes it less gross?


I thought this was funny and I hope you guys enjoyed it too.The next one will be better, I promise. I wanted to include something about Audri because she changed schools today. :( We at the lunch table will miss you, chickadee.

I feel like I should add something about the "Drncycyh" in my title. In Digital Media, señor Randy decided to randomly hit keys on my iPad while I was writing this post. I wasn't going to leave it out (because all Drncycyhes deserve to be on a blog), so I would just clarify so I wouldn't get funny looks (well, more than I usually do). Thanks for your interesting contribution, Randy!

Holy Toledo!
On the second day of having a blog, I have 2 followers! Electronic media community, I need your help. I need to be famous. Share my URL on you guys' Facebooks and Twitters and, most importantly, make sure to follow me on Blogger. There will be a prize for the 100th follower, but I'm not telling what it is. hehehehe.


@hunterbofficial

Special Appearances by:
Audriana
Mystique
Randy
Heather

First Day of School!!! (Well, since break)

I woke up this morning and so far, the past 45 minutes have been rather hectic and bipolar. I keep oscillating between this:

First day of school! First day of school!

To this:

Nooooo! First day of schoool! I will personally kill each and every one of the education gods!

So now you know how my first day back is going so far

The Sleep Gnome welcomes you.

Dear people who live down the block,

Thanks for waking me up at 8am on the last day before I go back to school. I appreciate it. Not really. I hope you realize that the Sleep Gnome is watching you. Yep, that's right. The Sleep Gnome. He watches over all sleeping people (particularly the ones who really need it, like me). In fact, he's the valiant defender of those who are peacefully slumbering. When jerks like you guys, unfriendly neighbors, can't keep your music down and your insane subwoofers in your half-ton pickup truck (no doubt the subject of envy among your fellow rednecks) and wake us up, the Sleep Gnome takes careful note of this fact. And the Sleep Gnome gets even. So just remember the next time you go in for an interview (which may be a while, considering how you rely on the government for your income) or get back home at 2am and need sleep desperately, the Sleep Gnome will make sure you don't. So I'm not going to go knock on your door and gripe you out like I want to. No, instead I'll just rely on the Sleep Gnome to take care of it all.

Yep. He's watching.

Contrary to what some of you guys might think, this is not a picture of me this morning, or on any other morning. That's the Sleep Gnome. And since, hopefully, you're not one of my obnoxious neighbors, he welcomes you to my new blog. I had no idea what to name it, so I dubbed it [Insert Creative Title Here}. Yes, I know one of the brackets is messed up, but I don't care and I'm too lazy to change it. There you go, I said it. But anyway. This is my blog! Follow me on Twitter!! @hunterbofficial

Sincerely,

Hunter

P.S. The Sleep Gnome says hi. He's always watching.